Finding out you're dropping 10 stacks per semester just so your seed can practice her future as a pornstar on random guys? Not the best Monday morning you can have.
We still don't know where this beach is that's producing mountains of such awesome titties. But it has become our #17 priority to find out.
Another day, another girl looking to walk down the road of fame only to be met with the fat dick of reality slapping her in every orifice.
There's no coming back from this. Might as well hang the vag on the wall now and go into retirement.
Might be time to change apartments.
But dare attempt to penetrate your way into brown town with your penis and you'll witness the greatest orgasm of your life. Bitches be 2EZ sometimes.
All winners, no losers in this competition. We dare you find one.
It's simply amazing how they find these beautiful young girls willing to fuck on film. And pretty much bullshit that it never happens to me.
He may be going slow & steady, but all its doing for her is giving her all the time in the world to regret ever saying the word "yes, you can touch me there".
At least we hope it's the biggest one. Otherwise someone has a lot of explaining to do about her visits to the petting zoo.
But she probably does now...
And she doesn't even need to use her hands to get the job done properly either. That's what you call skills my friends. And a whore.
Take notes. Pull off this position successfully & your penis will have the best time of its life since you found out how wide Pantene conditioner bottle is.
Waiting so long to get boinked has left her lady parts sensitive and easily destroyable. Anal probably wasn't the greatest idea they've had.
Naive girlfriend gets introduced to the Internet the hard way.
Her requests to stop them from penetrating her bunghole get lost in translation, or just a group of assholes that admire Chris Brown? Little of both.
Here's a fuck she will never forget. Or the rest of her underwear drawer for that matter.
Watch what this girl does and then make your girlfriend watch it. Amateur chicks are capable of amazing things when they learn from the best.
He plugged that hole up faster then she could regret letting it happen in the first place. A pro in training.
Technically they are in a place of learning. Today's lesson is why to take your birth control pills every morning.
Home alone? Not so much. Surprise bitch!
Funny what 6 hours, a guy from Craigslist with a camera and free packs of Coronas can do to change a girl.
And... either have we. Clearly we're being deprived of all the good things in life over here. These Vodka For 1 nights suddenly became depressing.
Finally got inside the tight ass he always dreamed of and it was everything he wished for: a sticky mess that she ultimately ended up cleaning herself.
Is the fucking bottle still in her hand? Seriously?